sizeDOESmatter |
Once upon a time on a crowded Horde server, a small group of friends decided to run
away and play on an Alliance server. Escaping all the bullshit and paranoia that was rife on Mal'ganis, they fled to The Forgotten Coast. To their amazement and delight, they found many others who had fled mighty Mal'ganis for the same reasons. At first they joined a guild which had been started by these others, and it was good. |
But something was missing, something that only they understood. Then someone got an idea, a perfectly wonderful idea. They wouldl form a guild of their own. A very special guild, full of very special people.... Thus sizeDOESmatter was born during one late night gaming session. |
MEMBERS: Sstormm~ aka "Boss" Guild manager and chief insitgator. His favorite activities include naked dancing in the streets, naked dueling, teabagging dead bodies and melting faces. Known as the male sex symbol of the guild, he can often be heard asking ladies of every race, "Wanna see my staff?" His witty macros keep all memebers in stitches. Butterbuns~ aka "Miss Buns" Desparately unhappy in her former life as a male on the horde server, a surgery, implants, and a new hairdo later, she has found her true niche with sDm. Close friend and main cohort in kinky gnomishness with Sstormm, her interests include naked dancing, naked dueling and serial bg'ing. She is the epitome of gnomish womanhood. Warhamer Son and heir of Sstormm. One day he will inherit the reins of sDm. A fierce fighter, he has never met a mob he fears. His interests include killing anything and everything that moves, bg'ing, and shopping for weapons. Aine Shy and serious, she enjoys making mechanical squirrels and exploding sheep. She has been know to say she can bend steel with her thighs. Darkmaiden Newest incarnation of Miss Cantilope.. She is a leatherworker extraordinaire! We have four new warlock alts.. please welcome.................................. Itwillhurt, Urvag, Ursack, and Uranuss.... what we like to think of as BG WARLOCK HELL!! Nutball Resident guild mascot.. he and his siblings follow guild members around scaring off chickens and such. |
Things you will never hear in sizeDOESmatter: ***************************************************** 1. No one will play with me, no one likes me.... 2. My gear sucks, I can't bg. 3. Sstormm is being mean to me and treating me like shit! 4. I hate this guild. 5.No one in this guild ever has any fun. 6. Let's look for another guild. One that does lots of raids! 7 Get out you f'n NOOB! 8. WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH TO THOSE WE LEFT BEHIND................... Some of the list was edited due to complains from certain persons. That's fine, but anything that we decide needs posted will be posted. Thanks everyone for being good sports! |
Sstormm needs a new ringtone, ne |
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THE GUILD WITH THE BUILD!! |
GNOMIE PARTY TIME!! |
Bunns bags Stormm |
Finally We Get Our Mounts! |
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